New HBO Sunday Night Lineup!!!!

Hopefully the several exclamations above will read as sarcasm after viewing below:

Lucky Louie

I think it's supposed to be like The Honeymooners, only with the word "fuck." And none of the comedy.

There has to be nothing more awkward for a studio audience than watching a woman grab at a man's crotch screaming "Gimme my sperm!"

I'm pretty sure this show is written by monkeys who know how to curse, and who also think gumball machines run on nickels (anyone who saw the episode had to be irked by the same thing).

Tourgasm

Sorry, that was a typo.

Dane Cook's Tourgasm

A group of three stand-up comedians and the second coming of Jesus Christ (also know as Dane Cook) travel around in a vehicular manifestation of Dane Cook's Greyhound-sized ego.

Dane Cook's attempt to hire on three comedians who have little to no capability of ever upstaging him, completely backfires as the show is completely devoid of laughs or anything remotely interesting - save for Dane's "This bit is hilarious but I've heard it a hundred times" material.

Luckily for Dane Cook's Tourgasm, I can't say it was the worst thing on tonight.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith was on right after.

The good news is that HBO has finally come up with a line of programming to make "Entourage" seem intelligent.