Actual Ebert and Roeper Da Vinci Review Outtake

Friday, May 19, 2006

This is a transcription from an actual outtake from Ebert and Roeper at the Movies. After doing the thumb thing the cameras went off, and here is what the two most famous movie critics in the world had to say:

Ebert: sup?

Roeper: Nuttin saw Davinci COde this evening

Ebert: Oh yeah?

Ebert: Suck ass?

Roeper: Not good. Terrible.

Ebert: Yeah, I've heard

Roeper: Not so good. Long boring. Most people who read book didnt like it...

Okay, so that wasn't an actual outtake. That was my mom and I talking about Da Vinci code over instant messanger. I left off all of my moms lols. I'm assuming that would have given away my clever rouse. If you feel like rereading it, I'm Ebert, and my mom is Roeper.

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