Welcome
Thursday, May 11, 2006
Welcome to Two Jacks in the Hole, home of writers Scott Huff and Joe Stapleton.
We don't actually live here, so don't show up unannounced and try to borrow a cup of sugar. We live in Los Angeles, California where we navigate the entertainment and poker worlds as well as the worlds of semi-married life and the completely single world.
We have nothing in common except that we'll do anything for a laugh, and that seems to have worked well enough that we have forged a friendship.
In our new blog you will read about everything from relationships to movies to restaurants to gambling and more, and most often from dueling perspectives.
Here are the results of some early word association experiments done on the two jacks -
Relationships
Scott: "True love makes a man strong."
Joe: "Giant pink dildos with vibrator and butt plug attachments give women screaming orgasms."
Movies
Scott: "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Hoop Dreams, anything gangster."
Joe: "Evil Dead, Constantine, V for Vendetta, anything with the word "Ass" followed by roman numerals in the title."
Restaurants
Scott: "Get the crepe suzettes at Le Petit Maison - delicious."
Joe: "Super-size me."
Gambling
Scott: "I'm the most unlucky guy in the world."
Joe: "I'm the most unlucky guy in the world."
Check us daily. We won't post every day, but trust us, this shit will be worth reading more than once. We're going to blow the cover off of more fake conspiracies than two Dan Browns after some monster rips from a gravity bong.
We don't actually live here, so don't show up unannounced and try to borrow a cup of sugar. We live in Los Angeles, California where we navigate the entertainment and poker worlds as well as the worlds of semi-married life and the completely single world.
We have nothing in common except that we'll do anything for a laugh, and that seems to have worked well enough that we have forged a friendship.
In our new blog you will read about everything from relationships to movies to restaurants to gambling and more, and most often from dueling perspectives.
Here are the results of some early word association experiments done on the two jacks -
Relationships
Scott: "True love makes a man strong."
Joe: "Giant pink dildos with vibrator and butt plug attachments give women screaming orgasms."
Movies
Scott: "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Hoop Dreams, anything gangster."
Joe: "Evil Dead, Constantine, V for Vendetta, anything with the word "Ass" followed by roman numerals in the title."
Restaurants
Scott: "Get the crepe suzettes at Le Petit Maison - delicious."
Joe: "Super-size me."
Gambling
Scott: "I'm the most unlucky guy in the world."
Joe: "I'm the most unlucky guy in the world."
Check us daily. We won't post every day, but trust us, this shit will be worth reading more than once. We're going to blow the cover off of more fake conspiracies than two Dan Browns after some monster rips from a gravity bong.
posted by Huff | 8:03 PM
1 Comments:
Welcome to BJ's quick criticism of Scott and/or Joe.
This opening post was pretty damn good. I give it a 9 out of 10. It's a strong opening, not very long, and funny while still properly setting up the characters.
I look forward to reading more. Fortunately, by the time you bothered to tell me about this, you've already got four more posts under your belt.
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