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Courtesy of IMDB.com - 18 August 2006

Osment Charged With Drunk Driving and Drug Possession

Former child star Haley Joel Osment has been charged with drunk driving and marijuana possession following his car crash in Los Angeles last month. The Sixth Sense star, 18, was formally charged with the misdemeanors yesterday in Los Angeles. According to website Tmz.com, the teenager has also been charged with driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher and the infraction of driving under the age of 21 with a blood alcohol level of .05 or higher. The charges relate to his car crash last month, after Osment lost control of his Saturn and collided with a brick pillar in a Hollywood suburb. The young actor was treated for a broken rib and a shoulder injury at a nearby hospital.


Wow. A Saturn, Haley Joel? At least when Frankie Muniz is ready to start destroying his life he'll be destroying a $250,000 Porche along with it.