Borat at the Airport

Jagsemesh. My name-a-Celebrity Lightning Rod. In my travelings from the Las Vegas I see many men. Some with a chocolate face, some with a vanilla, some who look like they have bomb in their briefcase.

On a Saturday when my metal flying tube land at Los Angeles International Port of Terror, I see a famous celebratory in terrorport terminal. His name a Sacsha Baron Cohen.

He was a singing tune in a foreign tongue and making whistlings. I follow him to a gifting shop where he buy a copy of New York Yankee Times. He look a funny in person. I like a see celebratorys.

I find more.

Chenkuy.