Airplane Fluid

As I sit here in the airport terminal, bagel and orange juice in hand. I can't help but ponder, "How safe can we really be if they sell one of the main ingredients to napalm at the breakfast cafe for $2.25?"

Just some..."food"... for thought.

Strangely enough, the terror threat level was raised to Orange juice, just a few moments after I had these thoughts.

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