Scotland Yard Ain't Got NOTHIN on me!

The case of the missing Lo-hand bag continues:

Courtesy of IMDB:
"Police have recovered Lindsay Lohan's stolen handbag in a car parking lot at London's Heathrow Airport, just feet from where it disappeared. The Mean Girls star lost her beloved Hermes Birkin bag inside the terminal on Thursday afternoon when it was stolen from her trolley. The actress/singer was traveling through the airport with boyfriend Harry Morton on her way back to America from the Venice Film Festival when she noticed the bag, containing $954,000 worth of jewelry and her asthma medication, was missing. It is believed the bag was found in a car park at Heathrow by a member of the public, who contacted police. A police spokeswoman says, "We have not yet established what, if anything, is missing."

Wow. They have not established what, if anything, is missing?

Now, I'm by no means a professional law enforcement agent, but here's my guess. Missing - $954,000 worth of jewelry. Recovered - inhaler.